Dennis Miller’s rant about Democratic presidential field: “And that brings us to Howard Dean, former governor of Vermont, who would like nothing better than to mallet a maple syrup tap into the U.S. treasury and spot-weld the valve wide open. Dean can roll up his sleeves in public all he wants, but as long as that heart tattoo with Neville Chamberlin’s name in it is visible on his right forearm, he’s never going to get off the pad. Please, please nominate Howard Dean. Because he’ll get his ass handed to him quicker than somebody who just got outpatient liposuction surgery.
“Well, that’s the view from the kid’s table. Tune in and watch their next debate. The Dems say it’s a big tent, and you’ll be surprised how many clowns they can fit in that one little car. Got that? I’m Dennis Miller.”